Monday, March 21, 2011

The Zookeeper and the Republican

Where do I start first?  Is there a difference?

The Zookeeper worked at a famous Zoo which we all know and love, very nice person.  There were just too many differences between us.  Our one commonality was that we both love animals, that was it.  We didn't meet, I didn't want to waste our time.  He texted me at lunch about my day, and I just responded in a positive way,"Sorry, I think you are a really cool guy, but we don't have a lot in common.  Good luck on your search."  He responded, "I kinda thought so".  I hope he finds his prime-mate, get it!  lol.

The Republican is also a very nice person, he loves history.  As a matter of fact, during our first date, he was taking something out of his wallet.  I flinched because I thought maybe it was shaped like a condom, it wasn't. It was an antique coin from 1778.  When he asked why I flinched, I told him my thoughts, and he said,"What kind of dates have you been on??"  How do I know he is a Republican?  He told me so within the first hour of our meeting.  Doesn't this go against one of the cardinal rules of dating?  No talk of politics, for a very long time.

When I told guyfriend number two about his political stance, his response was "Where do you find these guys?"

1 comment:

  1. Ewww as the saying goes you must kiss many frogs before finding your prince! That's pretty freakin hilarious that you thought it was a condom btw! hahahaha!! And the coin dude, I'm yawning already, did you at least make fun of him for having that coin?? You should have asked him what kind of dates has HE been on taking that shit out infront of you! How dare he. You're 37, not 73.

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